Kermodian
What is a Kermodian ?
Kermodian comes from the word Kermode \ker-mo-duh\, verb: To waffle on about latest movies, Mad rant based on crazy opinion that may not be true.The perfect Kermodian lasts 2 minutes 18 seconds, referrences The Godfather 0.8% times per word, and The Exorcist 1.71% times per word. It is accompanied by track 8 of The Best of U2 playing lightly in the backgound and is interrupted a minimum of 3 times by ex Radio 1 Disk Jockey
The perfect Kermodian mentions Ken, Better than Sex in the City, subtitles, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Cannes at least once.
The perfect Kermodian is often prepared by discussing the movie whilst watching it from the back row of the free screening at the (name of that place that isn't *The ?*)